Rude Tom Turkey’s Thanksgiving Rant

$5.00

9 in stock

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Meet Tom, the Turkey

Let’s get one thing straight: Tom the Turkey isn’t here to be your centerpiece. No way, no how! While everyone else is busy prepping stuffing and cranberry sauce, Tom’s got some thoughts brewing—especially when it comes to Thanksgiving.

Why He’s Not Grateful

Thanksgiving? More like Turkey Day Blues for Tom. He’s got a rude awakening about what this holiday really means for his fellow feathered friends. Gobbling down mashed potatoes sounds tempting, but not at the expense of losing his head!

Tom’s Ultimate Plan

So how does Tom plan to survive this feast of doom? He won’t be roasting quietly. Instead, he’ll be squawking about a turkey-tastic escape plan that owes more to survival instincts than gratitude. Buckle up folks, this turkey’s got some feathers to ruffle!

 

3 inches tall

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